Now he's a wonder boy toy   Had a major win spurt   Likes the hershey highway   And readin' Martha Stewart      He's winin' lots of races baby   and the coveted Winston Cup   Rearin' Earnhardt was no mistake   Just gettin' _____ for the ____      His boys are the rainbows   Quickest pit in Nascar   Wipin' ass on Martin   He's spreadin' cheeks at gay bars      Fans won't be tickled   When they find out he makes dicks trickle   Watch him race away   Hot damn, the boy is gay!      Gordon is gay   --Whooo! That hurts!--   Gordon is gay   --Whew! Yeah!--      Speedin on the race track   Laps he can manuver   Has the biggest fan club   And he sucks just like a Hoover   --Slurp!--      Bend over for guys now baby   It's men that he likes to hump!   His racing outfit always matches!   Hey look at him, he's wearing red pumps      Fans won't be tickled   When they find out he makes dicks trickle   Watch him race away   Hot damn, the boy is gay!      Gordon is gay   --Whooo!--   Gordon is gay   --Don't touch me there!--   --Hehehe--   --Hahaha--   --Whew! That's feelin good now!--   --Yee Haw!--