Writers screamin', phones ringin'   My lawyer says that the mailman's bringin' me   A stack of cease and desist   Man, I'm getting' sick and tired of this      After my last album, my accountant   Said I owed about a hundred thousand   In legal bills, retainer fees   Wish everybody'd stop suin' me      'Cause all I did was take a hit song   Swear, I didn't know it   When I rewrote it   That I was doing anything wrong      Well, if Phil Vassar's mad at me   Well, it's just another day in parodies   Well, there's no song that's safe from me   Well, it make sure, we'll see but I won't get any royalties   Still I ask my label, pretty please   For just another day in parodies      I'm a big star, new cars   Never thought I'd take a joke this far   At the CMA's I sit beside   Garth Brooks and his ex-wife      But lately seems like   I catch hell for every song I write   Funny videos, I've done a few   Makin' people laugh is all I wanna do      But last might I had a bad dream   CMT banned me   GAC canned me   They won't play no more comedy      Well, lawsuits, legalese   It's just another day in parodies   But there's nothing else I can really sing   I'll take one of Faith's, two of Tim's   I always have good luck with them that's my very own recipe   For just another day in parodies      If Shania Twain's mad at me   It's just another day in parodies   But deep down she wants to be Cledus T.   Cha ching, cha ching, I wish the cash register would ring   I bet that Weird Al would agree   It's just another day in parodies   It's just another day in parodies      Ah, man, I'm not mad at you, Cledus   You look nice, nice hair, I like that