Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, Freddy Weller, BLT Publishing (BMI), Bruce Burch Music (SESAC), Young World Publishing (BMI)      I could tell the way she held me   Out on that sawdust floor   That later on that evening   It be Katie bar the door      No wedding band was a showin   But I wasn't looking too hard   The next thing I knew we pulled up to the Blue Moon trailer park      She poured us a double   Then she pulled the shades on down   And I was in hog heaven   Till I started lookin around   I saw cigars in the ashtray   Then I saw an old twelve gauge   Then I heard his truck come a driving up   And I can see myself blown away      OH    Katie bar the door    Is that your husband coming home   (I think he's here)   I took it for granted   You were living here alone   (What am I going to do???)   I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said   Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed      Cause he came in about half drunk   And thank God he didn't see   My red underwear on the rabbit ears   Of that black and white TV   I's under the bed all doubled up    And my kidneys about to bust   The dust fell off that box springs   As those two fell into lust   Huh huh hoo hoo hoo hoo      I laid real still the morning came and he went on off to work   And she leaned over that Posturepedic   With that I still want you flirt   A sane man would have went on home    But that's something I ain't never been   Somehow the day just slipped away   Katie there he is again       OH NO    Oh   Katie bar the door    Is that your husband coming home   (I'm in a mess)   I took it for granted   You were living here alone   (He's got a gun)   I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said   (It's LOADED)   Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed      Katie Katie Katie   Baby what we gonna do   I got my pants on backwards and I'm looking for my boots   You can tell him I'm your brother tell him I'm a bookie   Or that I'm a den scout mother selling Girl Scout cookies   Baby find me a wig high heel shoes   Say I'm ugly aunt Eunice from Baton Rouge   Honey honey honey   Finally what a man will try   When he's underneath his death bed fearing for his life      Oh   Katie bar the door    Is that your husband coming home   (Where's my keys)   I took it for granted   You were living here alone   (Oh they're in my britches)   I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said   (Where's my britches)   Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed      Katie Katie Katie    Oh my gosh see ya…