Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)      I got a buddy named Stacy Fay   He's been known to stay up for days   Pulls the shades and locks himself in the house   Sits in his room with his hand on his mouse   His phone's been busy now for over a week   So I dropped by to see what in Sam Hell is going on      And here's what he said to me:   Come on in and let's burn one Cledus   No need to go to the record store   I've got every song that you're looking for   On my PC   And they're all free   Just click and download you some MP3s Presto you can make your own CDs   I'll show you how it's done   Fire up the computer and let's burn one      Before my eyes could not believe my ears   Every song ever sung in the last fifty years   He made me Conway Twitty's greatest hits   And threw in the Flock Of Seagulls for the flock of it   Time sure flies when you're burning one   It was three A. M. when I got home   My wife was mad at me   Till I gave her that CD   With a mix of her favorite songs      And I said   Lemme show ya how to burn one baby   No need to go to the record store   I found every song you're looking for on the PC   Even got me   No you won't ever find me downloading porn   Just Haggard and Jones, Limp Bizkit and Korn   And I could use some Brooks and Dunn   So Fire up the computer and let's burn one      Country jazz rap and pop   A lotta Bocephus and a little Kid Rock   And like Toby says "Get'chya some   Fire up the computer and let's burn one      I don't know if it's wrong I ain't saying it's right   But I'd sure love to hear some Metallica tonight   And I'm a little low on funds   So fire up the computer and let's burn one      Fire It up