Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho   And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?   I want the Billy Gilman action figure      What about you Suzie?   I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene   And what about you Cledus?      Well, Santa it's not what I want   It's what I want to give      It's Christmas time in Nashville   For country singers one and all   I'm going to give a right nutty party   It's Cledus' Christmas Ball      I sent out the invitations   Heck I even rented out the hall   And I've got a big sack full of presents      Cledus' Christmas ball      Dolly Parton brought two jugs   Of wine everyone admired   Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog      Chestnut's roasting on an open fire      Somebody get Mark off of there   Ah, the twin fiddles are playing'   And it's a sewingin' time for all   Yee haw, everybody's dancin' around      Cledus' Christmas ball   Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho      Shania'a under the mistletoe   And that line was slap down the hall   Boy, I hope she enjoys kissin'      Cledus' Christmas ball      Willie Nelson's homemade brownies   Brought us all good cheer   Garth retired early again      But he'll be back next year      You can count on that   The party's dyin' down now   So here's my present to you all   Ha ha, come check out my package      Cledus' Christmas ball      It's a little bitty piece of me to you      Cledus' Christmas ball      It's an ornament for your Christmas tree   Cledus' Christmas ball      Hey, that's not Santa   Shh   That's Kenny Rogers   The Gambler      Hush yer mouth   Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd   Ho ho ho