I can smell the onions floating in the air   Must be something that you ate   I can't imagine how your mouth must taste   Forgive me if I turn away      The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees   Almost pass out in your arms   I need a gas mask every time that you come near   And the halitosis starts      I can smell your breath it's choking me to death   The only who doesn't know is you here's some gum to chew   Baby there's no way you're kissing me   What you have for lunch? Don't you ever brush?   Maybe a Binaca Blast or two is what I'd suggest   I can smell your breath, bad breath      It's tough to be there when you're waking up   And that green cloud fills up the room   It's worser than it's ever been before and I know and you know   And everybody in a three mile radius knows, you should a dentist soon      Cause I can smell your breath it's gagging me to death   Something must have died inside of you   What you ought to do is chase a Cert or two with Listerine   Even when you're gone the odor lingers on   I'm buying you an Oral B and a jumbo tube of Crest   'Cause I can smell your breath, bad breath      Can't you smell the fog that's floating in the air   Must be something that you ate