Parody of Cadillac Style by Sammy Kershaw (M. Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI).    New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po Music (BMI)/Sony ATV/Cross Keys Music (ASCAP)/Michael Everett Curtis Publishing (ASCAP)       Well she won't wear her contacts, she won't wear glasses   So she can't see me while I'm makin' passes   And every time she tries to kiss me she misses by a mile   Because my little baby loves me cadirac style      I remember the first night we started datin'   Both of her pupils were dilatin'   And in the back of my Lincoln we got a little wild   Oh my little baby loves me cadirac style      Well, she don't care if the lights are on or off   As long as I watch so we don't get caught   ''cause what we're doin', we could be fined   And the law don't care true love is blind      Well, she wrecked my new Honda in Panima City   Slung her through the windshield, now she ain't so purdy   And though she's missin' all her teeth, she's still got a cute smile   Oh my lttle baby loves me cadirac style      Well, she don't care if the lights are on or off   As long as I watch so we don't get caught   'Cause what we're doin', we could be fined   And the law don't care if true love is blind      Well, she says one day she's gonna get me to the altar   Swears up and down I look like Clay Walker!   And when I try to tell her different she gets a little riled   Oh my little baby loves me cadirac style   Because my little baby loves me cadirac style   Oh no my little baby loves me cadirac style      She thinks I look like David Hasselhoff.   "There's you're glasses on."    OOPS   She just stepped on 'em.