Parody Of Stinkin' Problem by David Ball (Ball/Shamblin/Ziff). Almo Music Corp./Hayes Street Music/EMI-April Music (ASCAP). Low Country Music/New Court Music (BMI).    New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), BLT Publishing (BMI)      Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem   Pheeeew   Ban Roll On just won't do   I soaked in Clorox bleach   Lysol and Pine Sol too      Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem   I filled the tub right to the top   I'll start with my Brillo pad   But I don't know when to stop      I wake up and right away   A foul odor hits my nose   What's my sweat glands start to pour   I'll stink from my head down to my toes      Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem   Aqua Velva can't cut through   Calgon won't take me away   Mr Bubbles just says "pew"      Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem   Put Dr Scholl's in my flip flops   Then I'll scrub my private parts   But I don't know when to stop      I've been called some filthy names   Why you no good little…   And a lot of dirty words   Son of a…   I'm in a funk but just the same   I refuse to be deterred      Deterred???      Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem   Even lye soap won't remove   Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring   I even tried my dog's shampoo      (woof)      Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem   Smell like a hog knee deep in slop   I wore out my loofah pad   Maybe I should try a mop      David Ball might have had him a hit   But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up