June, wake up, June   The tree's on fire, June, oh no      Love is a Christmas tree   But don't think any old tree is safe   Some have a long expire   Turn your house into a funeral pyre      And I watered that tree   Till the branches rose up higher   And it drank, drank, drank   But it kept on getting drier      Now it burns burns burns   This tree's on fire   This tree's on fire   June, call 9 1 1, June, oh      The heat from the smokin' pine   Melted my copy of 'Walk The Line'   And I tried to save 'A Boy Named Sue'   Dang it cooked him too      The cat walked in   Set my Christmas tree on fire   He climbed, climbed, climbed   Hit some bulbs and stripped the wires      That's when I learned, learned, learned   This tree's on fire   This tree's on fire, damn cats      I go into my Christmas tree of fire   And I huffed and huffed and spit   But the flames would not expire      Boy, it burns, burns, burns   This tree's on fire   This tree's on fire      Blow, June, blow   Oh, keep blowing, June