Parody of "Whatever You Say by Martina McBride (Ed Hill/Tony Martin) Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc./Music Hill Music/Hamstein Cumberland/Baby Mae Music (ASCAP)   New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)      You see I'm always talkin   When I should be drivin   But everybody does it these days   You say I'm gettin cancer   Everytime I answer   Yeah...whatever you say      Wish I could change my service   Should have never signed up   Heck it never works anyway...   The signal's always breakin   I can't hear nothin   Hey what did you say?      I know that you can't hear me   There ain't no use in listenin'   I can't tell what you're sayin   All I hear is hissin      Yeah the more that I roam   The more I gotta pay   I'm on my cell phone...   What the *$@# did you say?      I ought to get a beeper   It be a whole lot cheaper   Just throw this cell phone in the lake.   I'd really love to call you   But even when I get through   It's always what did you say?      Can anybody hear me?   Or am I just wastin minutes?   I'm in 1500   750 was my limit      Hey I gotta go   I can't hear you anyway   I'm on my cell phone...   What the *$@# did you say?      Oh the more that I roam   The more I gotta pay   I'm on my cell phone...   What the *$@# did you say?