You see I'm always talkin'   When I should be drivin'   But everybody does it these days      You say I'm gettin' cancer   Every time I answer   Yeah, whatever you say      Wish I could change my service   Should have never signed up   Heck it never works anyway      The signal's always breakin'   I can't hear nothin'   Hey, what did you say?      I know you can't hear me   There ain't no use in listenin'   I can't tell what you're sayin'   All I hear is hissin'      Yeah, the more that I roam   The more I gotta pay   I'm on my cell phone   What the *$@# did you say?      I ought to get a beeper   It be a whole lot cheaper   Just throw this cell phone in the lake      I'd really love to call you   But even when I get through   It's always what did you say?      Can anybody hear me?   Or am I just wastin' minutes?   I'm in 1500   750 was my limit      Hey, I gotta go   I can't hear you anyway   I'm on my cell phone   What the *$@# did you say?      Oh, the more that I roam   The more I gotta pay   I'm on my cell phone   What the *$@# did you say?