Finger food and an ice cold keg,   It won't cost you an arm and a leg,   Dance all night to a rotten band,   Come on people lets give 'em a hand,   Saturday night, its the place to be,   Ev'rybody cut foot-loose with me,   There's a party at the leper colony.      There's a party at the leper colony.      Met a little lady so pretty and young,   She was quite a talker 'till the cat got her tongue,   She oozed up beside me, I turned on my charm,   Well pretty soon she was completely disarmed,   I said "Now girl don't you fall to pieces on me",   But she cried her eyes out,Literally   There's a party at the leper colony.      There's a party at the leper colony.      Hey now buddy, don't you give me no lip!   Sorry I was usin' your head for a dip,   There's a guy in the hot tub I don't know who,   Wait a minute it looks like Stew,   I turned around now, ad what do I see?   Another melting momma got her eye on me,   There's a party at the leper colony.      There's a party at the leper colony.   There's a party at the leper colony.   (faster and louder)   There's a party at the leper colony!   There's a party at the leper colony!   There's a party at the leper coloneeeeeeeeee!