It's Christmas at Ground Zero   There's music in the air   The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing   While the air raid sirens blare      It's Christmas at Ground Zero   The button has been pressed   The radio just let us know   That this is not a test      Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping   It's the end of all humanity   No more time for last-minute shopping   It's time to face your final destiny      Well it's Christmas at Ground Zero   There's panic in the crowd   We can dodge debris while we trim the tree   Underneath the mushroom cloud      You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop   Or jack frost on your windowsill   But if someone's climbing down your chimney   You better load your gun and shoot to kill      Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero   And if the radiation level's okay   I'll go out with you and see all the new   Mutations on new year's day      It's Christmas at Ground Zero   Just seconds left to go   I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover   Underneath the mistletoe      It's Christmas at Ground Zero   Now the missiles are on their way   What a crazy fluke   We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday      What a crazy fluke   We're gonna get nuked on this jolly holiday