Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted   The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted   'Cause it's one of those days   It's just one of those days      I lost one of my socks in the drier   I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire   Just one of those days   It's just one of those days      I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree   A big swarm of locusts is following me   There's not even anything good on TV   It's just one of those day   It's just one of those days      Left all my Beatles records out in the sun   Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue   It's just one of those days   Gonna be one of those days      The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants   And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants   Just one of those days   Ever have one of those days      The bank called me up and told me, I'm overdrawn   Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn   And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone   It's just, just one of those, one of those days   Just one of those, one of those days      The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone   Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone   Shouldn't have got up this mornin' should've known   It's just one of those days   It's just one of those days      A 747 crashed into my den   And there's nothin'   But tater-tots for dinner again   It's just one of those days   Never mind, it's just one of those days      Big steamroller just ran over my mom   And I cut myself shaving   And they're droppin' the bomb   It's just one of those days   That's all, it's just one of those days      Then late at night, just before I go to bed   The world blows up and now everybody's dead   You just can't deny it, it's just like I said   Just, just one of those, one of those days   Just one of those, one of those days      It's just one of those days   (Just one of those, one of those days)   It's just one of those days   (Just one of those, one of those days)      It's just one of those days   (Just one of those, one of those days)   It's just one of those days   (Just one of those, one of those days)      It's just one of those days   (Just one of those, one of those days)   It's just one of those days   (Just one of those, one of those days)   It's just one of those days