They only show you their gums when they smile   Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile   Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce   They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss      Hey! Stand up!   Toothless people...their breath is lethal, wanna tell you   Hey...come on! Stand up...get on your feet!   Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say      No more of those pearly whites will they possess   Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess   Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease   At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities      Hey! Stand up...take out your teeth!   Toothless people...old and feeble, oh yes      You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em   They're something you just can't ignore   If you lose 'em, you're in trouble   'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more   You need something to show your dentist   The next time he makes you say "ahh..."   You don't wanna have to wind up   Eating all of your food through a straw      Like toothless people   Toothless people...you'd better brush your teeth now   Hey...toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people