Help me out, dig      All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere   Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones   He took my trousers off, told me to cough   Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss   He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss      Living with a hernia, all the time, such aggravation   Living with a hernia, gonna be my ruination   Living with a hernia, got to have an operation   Feel so old      Too much bad pain, good gawd, drives me insane   Can't run, barely crawl, got a bulge in my intestinal wall   Walk real funny, bless my soul, can't play tennis   And it's hard to bowl   You can't even do the splits now, say it   Better call it quits now, now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow      Living with a hernia, hurts me bad in a tender location   Living with a hernia, had enough humiliation   Living with a hernia, got to have an operation      I live with a hernia, can't get up, can't bend over   Now I live with a hernia, wait a minute      You may not be familiar with the common types   Of hernias that you could get   So just settle down, let me clue you in there's incomplete   Epigastric, bladder, strangulated, lumbar hernia, richter's hernia   Obstructed, inguinal and direct      Living with a hernia rupture   I said it's causin' me such irritation   Living with a hernia, have to have my medication   Living with a hernia, I feel bad