I'm drivin' a truck    Drivin' a big ol' truck    Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck    Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn    Drivin' a truck with my high heels on       My diesel rig is northward bound    It's time to put that hammer down    Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by    I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel    But it's sure hard to hold the wheel    While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry       Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror    And my pink angora sweater fits so tight    I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight    Well, I sure hope my seams are straight    Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight       Because I'm drivin' a truck    Drivin' a big ol' truck    Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck    Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn    Drivin' a truck with my high heels on       Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me    And my nipple rings don't bother me too much    But when I hit those big speed bumps    My darling little rhinestone pumps    Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch       But still I'm drivin' a truck    Drivin' a big ol' truck    Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make buck    Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon    While I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on       I'm drivin' a truck    Drivin' a truck    Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck    And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon    So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high heels on