Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more    Ever since she saw his poster in that record store    She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy    She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y    She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare    Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire       Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder    She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder    Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her    'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder       Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim    I guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him    What a pain in the butt to have so much success    Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press    But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor    Like he's some bit tortured genius    and I'm some kinda wiener       Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder    She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder    Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?    Now my baby's in love with--    I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder    Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder       I knew we were headin' for disaster    When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster    Now she's got an unrequited adoration    For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated    spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation       Well, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel    And I don't boycott the music video channel    And I just can't compete with all that money and fame    But I know two can paly at this kinda game    Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get    When I start stalking Alanis Morissette       Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder    She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder    Once she was mine but now I better just forget her    'Cause my baby's in love with--    I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder    Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder?    If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her    'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder