Oh Gosh, Here We Go Again   A Fella can't get no rest around this joint      Well, she got up this mornin' at 6 a.m.   She was as grumpy as can be   Not a snowballs chance of sleepin' late   'Cuz she started vacuuming   Said: "Get your lazy butt up Cledus   You gotta take me to the mall   Don't forget to bring them credit cards   'Cuz I'm a'gonna use 'em all"      Wives do it all the time   We can't meet all their demands   A bunch of female General Schwarzkopfs   A'barkin' off their commands   They spend all our money it's a mystery   How us menfolk can survive   Oh why do we can't tell if they break a nail   Wives do it all the time      Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place   & the bathrooms a cloud of dust   Didn't leave no gas in my pick up   & she hates the way I get my hair cut   You know you sure are a cold one baby   You get green with jealousy   When I steal your Victoria Sacret   Or what Mindy on CMT      Wives do it all the time   We can't meet all their demands   You know they loose all their sweetness   When we give 'em that weddin' band   They spend all our money it's a mystery   How us menfolk can survive   Well they never fail to find a sale   Wives do it all the time      Well she might just get frisky tonight   So I won't get nowhere near her   & if she says: "Cledy, come on to bed"   I'll pretend I don't hear her   OOOOOO      They spend all our money it's a mystery   How us menfolk can survive   Beats all I ever saw they'll bankrupt us all   Wives do it all the time      Yeah wives do it   All the time, all the time      Wives do it   All the time, all the time      Wives do it   All the time, all the time      Wives do it   Mine does it all the time