Rumors emanating   From the North to all the Poles   Outsiders speculating   Who's designing Santa's clothes   He's the newest face in Christmas   And soon the world will know   That Rudolph's nose   Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows...      Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer   Heaven help Santa should he call him queer      He's standing tall   Against the wall    Of prejudice and fear   He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer      Well he came out of the forest   And that's why he's on the news   And ever since that legislation changed   Now they can't make poor Stephon   Join in all those stupid reindeer games      He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer   Heaven help Santa should he call him queer      Prancer up in front of him   He's got Blitzen to the rear   He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer      He's embarrassed by his antlers   He retains progesterone   And in his mind he looks like Doris Day   And if the health plan springs for surgery   Some day   You know he really may      He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer   Heaven help Santa should he call him queer      He's standing tall   Against the wall    Of prejudice and fear   He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer      Affirmative reaction   The world is on it's ear   Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made   Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears   And he'll go down in history   For months or even years   He's Stephon(Stephon)   The alternative lifestyle reindeer.