Not long ago on one fine day in Flushing, Queens  The month was May  A day with more than normal count of smog  The word went out to stay inside, from Tel Aviv to Telluride  ‘Cause Moishe the Kid was leashin’ up his dog    Well he’s a quiet man who loves his mutts  He loves ‘em so he drives ‘em nuts  He’s caring and he’s giving to a fault  But just watch out where you park your car,  You just might end up at the bar  And laying down a lawsuit for assault    Well oy vey and a yippie tiay and you might say his hair is grey but I’m telling  You he’s got shtetl dust in his blood  Well baruch-hu and a yippie tiyou I’m telling you he’s an ornery Jew who knocks  ‘em flat and chugs himself a bud    Well on that day he hit the drive, you saw his eyes just come alive, His jaw ‘bout  Nearly almost hit the floor  ‘Cause he could tell just by the tread, sides of green, top of red  This stagecoach was the Chevy from next door  He sidled over to the guy and let out with a pitied sigh  And punched him ‘til the joik was walking blind  And as Fido fertilized the flowers, mechanics had to work for hours  ‘'cause just one punch and his wheels were misaligned    Well oy vey and a yippie tiay and you might say his hair is grey but I’m telling  You he’s got shtetl dust in his blood  Well baruch-hu and a yippie tiyou I’m telling you he’s an ornery Jew Who knocks  ‘em flat and chugs himself a bud    Well, Moishe the Kid just tarried there  With his neighbor in intensive care  As a seven forty-seven crossed the moon  He stopped to savor the midnight smog  And whistled out to his trusty dog  And stepped back into his very own saloon  Now if you want to try you hand, and be the baddest in the land  Don’t say I didn’t warn you, ‘cause I did  And remember, please that fateful day  When the sorry soul got towed away  For parkin’ in the path of Moishe the Kid    Well oy vey and a yippie tiay and you might say his hair is grey but I’m telling  You he’s got shtetl dust in his blood  Well baruch-hu and a yippie tiyou I’m telling you he’s an ornery Jew Who knocks  ‘em flat and chugs himself a bud