There’s a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo  So you better hurry up because he’d just as soon eat you  He’s coming, he’s coming, here he comes!!!  AHHHHHHH!    There’s a bomb in the bed  And it goes off when it gets wet  Pleasant dreams, little girl, pleasant dreams    It hurts your food when you chew it  It hurts your food when you chew it  So next time you eat, think twice, don’t do it  ''cause it hurts your food when you chew it    When women get pregnant, Strange tricks the lord plays  Each of them change in their own special ways  Some will crave pickles  Some will knit socks  Mommy stored lipids like gold at Fort Knox  If there’s one thing I have found to be true  Mommy is fat because mommy had you    Mommy Drinks because you cry