Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get  Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of the net  He finally got the guts to click the link he’d always seen  He had hand cream, paper towels and a squeegee for the screen    CHORUS  Was it really that bad?  It was worse, it was worse  Was it really that bad?  It was worse, it was worse  I know you thought the last verse was perfectly perverse  Was it really that bad?  It was worse, worse, worse    His nooky knob began to throb when he saw the naughty nun  On her knees with the rosaries wrapped ‘round her father’s fun  She asked the colored codger what the lord would have her do  The answer was a mouthful... and an earful too    CHORUS    Well he clicked and spanked and whacked and wanked for upwards of an hour  His semen sack ascended to the pinnacle of power  ‘Til the next screen stopped his scratching in the middle of the itch  It was his daughter getting down with some horny little bitch    CHORUS    Now it wasn’t so much the emerald dildo in her twat  Or that she wasn’t a virgin – he’d taken care of that  Or that his little girl was taking pornographic pics  But the horny bitch in question was a multi-schnauzer mix    CHORUS