Sun comes into my room I jump out a bed  Go straight to the kitchen put some coffee on and toast some bread  Brand new morning, gotta get going,  Turn on the shower make it in before the water's flowing  Shave brush scrape flush rinse comb mints pluck  Gel squirt smell shirt pants socks shoes clock's  Tellin’ me eight thirty-five, hey it's great to be alive  Pour the coffee, drink the juice, inhale the toast and turn me loose    On this great big world you just watch me go  I am super man catch me if you can  Mister great big world you have met your match  I will call your bluff you will see how tough I am    My footsteps on the sidewalk make a rhythm like a train  As I’m getting near the bus stop it pulls up to let the people in  I take a breath, my footsteps slow  I stop and smile wave good-bye, smack the side, watch it go  Cross the street to the deli, six-pack and a dozen jelly  Donuts and a lotto ticket say a prayer and let them pick it  Pay the tab, grab the bag, step out side take a drag  Marlboro hard pack everybody step back  It’s a great big word and it’s mine all mine  I will get things done I will make it shine  It’s a great big world you have met your match  Watch the way I thrive as I kick it into overdrive    Then I remember today’s episode of Jerry Springer  It’s gonna be a doozie it’s a floozy with a quadriplegic daughter  Who’s a swinger  So I better not linger    I run back home and I put the groceries on the table  Turn on the tube, thousand channels of pirate cable  Strip down to my underwear, scratch myself, crack a beer  Sit back, have a laugh at all the stupid white trash  On the Jerry Springer show, dozen donuts in a row  Take my laptop to the john, boot up sign on  Check my email, spank my monkey  Check my email, spank my monkey  Smoke a doobie, smoke another  Spank my monkey, call my mother    'cause it’s a great big world and I’m proud of me  For being just what I wanna be, wanna be  It’s a great big world and it’s mine all mine  And I’ll be this way ‘til the end of time, end of time  Great Big World