CHORUS:  Keep your Jesus off my penis  Keep your bible off my balls  Keep your prayers out of my ears  And your crosses off my walls  You can keep the virgin mother  And the resurrection too  Keep your Jesus off my penis  I’ll keep my penis offa you    Well, I’m frickin’ sick and tired  Of turning on the news  And seeing the religious right’s ungodly fight  To take our right to choose  When to bear our children  Who to love and how  Education and protection, if we’re just practicing for now  So W, look, obey a book  If that’s what works for you  But I don’t tell you how to pray  So don’t you tell me how to screw!    CHORUS    So you’re screaming bloody murder about the Taliban regime  For subjugating women and being too extreme  And basing legislation on some ancient, holy book  Does that sound a bit familiar?  Here’s a mirror, have a look!  And as for the Ten Commandments, they need one more, at least  “Thou shalt never cover up the acts of pervert priests”  Now how’d they let that happen  Unless they just abhor us?  Well, anyway, it adds another layer to the chorus!    CHORUS    So you’ll execute a person and then protect the single cell  But mercy kill the terminally I'll and you’re going straight to Hell?  Well, I don’t know much about the word of God, far be it from me  But I can tell you what it ain’t, that’s hypo-Christianity  Well, I am not anti-Christian, before you grab a rope  There is beauty in religion  And joy and love and hope  And we’re all lookin’ for that answer  Some colossal, cosmic cause  But who the fuck are you to turn your views into my laws?    It’s just believers in the bible that would have abortion banned  Anti-choice agnostics, I could count ‘em on one hand  And as for killing babies, I’ve got but one retort:  If someone raped your daughter, George, you’d beg her to abort    And if some young girl from your church shows up with child or some infection  ‘'cause you told her what a horrid sin it was to use protection  Well, one day you’ll face the pearly gates  And what you gonna say  When that long-haired, Jewish peacenick sends your ass the other way    Sayin’ keep your Jesus off my penis  Keep your bible off my balls  Keep your prayers out of my ears  And your crosses off my walls  I’ve had it up to here with all the biblobile you spew  So keep your Jesus off my penis  Well, at least that’s what I would do  Yeah, keep your Jesus off my penis  I’ll keep my penis off of you  That’s if’n you want me to