My girlfriend got sick  And she needed a few things  But she couldn’t get out of her bed  So she wrote me a list  She sent me to the drugstore  I went up to the sales girl and said  "Tell me...where are the tampons and  Tell me, how to heal canker sores  Sell me what you take with a cramp on  'cause if she don’t stop whining  She won’t need no tampons no more...”  She said  “Aisle b  That’s where you’ll find them  Aisle b  Near the feminine sprays”  Aisle b  Where they'd carefully aligned them  To make damn well sure  I'd be shopping for tampons for days...  So I picked up a basket, and went down and found her  Anything she could squirt or insert or inject  And when I was done  I brought them up to the counter  Where each item I bought was price-checked  Hair pluckers, zit suckers, unstuckers for stomach unease  Inner incense for a scent like a warm country breeze...  I later discovered the whole thing was a setup  They taped me from beginning to end  I shoulda known better,  This chick hasn't let up since she found out I did her best friend  I packed up my things  With my ego eroded  I went back to live with my mom  If you don’t believe me  The mpeg’s uploaded at "Guys Buying Tampons dot com"  Aisle b the dreams aren't stopping  Aisle b, never again  Aisle b, girls, do your own shopping  Unless you are trying to make a mess of your men....