Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas   The kids have already started making out their wish list   All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning   Should come with a warning:   Soon becomes old and boring.      Back to the malls there's not one second to waste   Use Grandma's car and get a handicapped parking space      CHORUS   There's only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas   HO HO HO   No here we go again...      Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas   Manger scenes are on sale get a free Baby Jesus   So many gifts to buy   So little cash to spend   The second to spend   The second that it ends   It starts all over again.      Might as well leave the tree up   And the lights right where they are   It may seem far away   But it's really not that far      CHORUS      I say that's 364 days times 24 hours   4 times 4 is 16   4 times 6 is 24 plus 1 is 25   4 times 3 is 12 plus 4 is 14   Drop the zeroes down   2 times 4 is 8   2 times 6 is 12 plus 2 is 12   2 times 3 is 6 plus 7   drop the zero   That's 6   8 plus 5 is 13   14 times 2 is 7   7 plus 1   That's 8,736 hours to Christmas   My gosh that ain't much time   I think I' better go      I think that was right      Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas   I can't believe how little stress-free time that gives us   The credit's all been maxed out   But there's still layaway   Start now and you might pay   It off before the holiday      Scratch out those names   We can re-use those Christmas cards   Save the wrapping paper   And keep the snow chains on the tires      CHORUS      Blow blow blow   And lots of dough      Ho Ho Ho   No here we go again