Parody of I'm Not In Here For Love by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP).   New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooo   (sound of falling beer cans)   A-B-C-D      Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer      Sorry I fell down   But it's my thirteenth round      WHOO      Been drinkin' kamikaze shooters   And Royal Crown   And that Boone's Farm wine   Oh it gets me every time   Walk me towards the payphone   I gotta call her at home      I begged 'em pretty please   For a Bicardi Breeze   (Just one)   They just said "you're cut off"   And took away my car keys   You've done fell off the bar   Can't have you driving your car   With all the cops around this town   You wouldn't get too far      Uh...Is it too much to ask   Can you fill up my glass?   No I'm not in here for love   I may start to swilling   To drink up what you've got   No I don't care if you're his wife   Cause I'm not in here for love   So I'm beggin' you dear   Don't have me thrown out of here   I'm not in here for love just a beer...      Babe I can rock your world   That is if I don't hurl   Show you a thing or two   For a sympathy brew   Don't make a grown man whine   I'm in a bit of a bind   Oh the backwash of your Miller Light   Oh it tastes so fine      You see I don't care if you think I'm weird      No I'm not in here for love   Lady   I may start to swilling   To drink up all you got   I don't care if you're his wife   Cause I'm not looking for love   You see I skipped AA tonight   No I'm not looking for love      Just a beer         Oh...Ooh   Oh God...I gotta hurry    Aaah...where's the door...oh...   (door slam)