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Performed by adam sandler and jon

Contributed by chris durkin

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.

Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?

Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my
Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.

Excited southerner: hoooo...
Performed by adam sandler and jon      Contributed by chris durkin      Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite   Diner.      Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?       Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,   The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i   Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees   With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my   Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead   Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the   May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate   Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate   Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-      Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.      Excited southerner: hoooo...