Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi      Transcribed by a fan      "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"      [baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]   Cow: moo      "and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"      [plane sounds]   M1: alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it   Cow: moo   [ripcord sounds]   Cow: moo,mrr   [parachute opens]   Cow: moow   [thud]      "and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"      [cow opening paper bag]   Cow: moo,moo   [car screeches, and turns back around]   Cow: mrr      "and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim"      [cow walking towards pool, big splash]   Cow: moo   [crowd cheering]   Cow: mrr,mrr   [underwater moo]      "and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"      F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you   Cow: moo   F1: uh uh uh, you can't touch that   Cow: moo   Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl   Cow: moo   Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave   Cow: moo   M2: hey watch it cow      "and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"      [tennis ball being hit]   Farmer: that was out   Cow: moo   Farmer: don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out   Cow: moo   Farmer: by at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out   Cow: moo   Farmer: don't tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out   Cow: mrr   Farmer: you cannot see from that angle   Cow: moo      "and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it's just a practical joke"      [phone rings, cow picks it up]   Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow   Cow: moo   Farmer: hi, I'm a famous actor   Cow: moo   Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me   Cow: moo   Farmer: why don't I make reservations?    Cow: moo   Farmer: and why don't I tell you my real name? farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle   Cow: mrr   Farmer: take that fatty   Cow: mrr   [slams down phone]      "and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle"      [car sounds]   Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time.   [car hits farmer]   Farmer: oooh   Cow: mooooooooooooo