(Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark)      Well, I asked you to dance   Now my nose is broken   Must've said somethin' wrong   Gosh, I was just jokin'   But it's hard not to cry   With a gussied up eye   My face sprayed with mace      If ya didn't wanna dance   You could've just said so   And if I'd only ducked fast   Then I wouldn't have bled so   Do you think there's a chance   You could call an ambulance?   Oh God, I'm in pain      You have no right to remain violent   That kick to my crotch   Uh, that was very uncalled for   You continued to beat and beat me   'Till I was black and blue   I've been wantin' you   But not any longer   'Cause it's brutally clear   That you're so much stronger   I'm madder than fire   My jaws are both wired   One hell of a date      I didn't know my bladder had failed me   Until I looked down at my pants   I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization   But I ain't got no danged insurance      You have no right to remain violent   That kick to my crotch   Uh, that was very uncalled for   You continued to beat and beat me   'Till I was black and blue   I've been wantin' you   But not any longer   'Cause it's brutally clear   That you're so much stronger   'Cause I'm madder than fire   My jaws is both wired   That's one hell of a date      I bought a camcorder   Got a restrainin' order   Now lay you're hands on me      I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.