It Seems like all my life    I've wanted to be a wife    So I went under the knife    And it really changed my life    Ever since that Oprah show    I've been wantin' me a change       Panty hose a time or two    ...What?    Garter belts and high heel shoes    ...No you di'int    Wore a big beehive hairdo    ...Stop!    So they kicked me out of school    ...Don't go there!    Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange       Since the change    They hardly recognize me    Even got a brand new name    I swear! I feel a little lighter    Since I went from Jim to Jane    It takes a while to get used to this    'Cause right now I'm still in pain    I was an unhappy man    Before the change       Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh!       Girlfriend I must confess    ...Go ahead    Last night I was in a mess    ...What happened?    My date, he was impressed    ...Huh-uh    Untill I got undressed    ...Huuuuh    When he saw my hairy chest    ...Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo    He said, "You better explain."    ...Don't you hate it when that happens?       Oh what's a girl to do?    ...Tell me    Hit him with my high heel shoes    ...No way    Once he came to, he knew    This woman's one bad dude    ...You are?    But I'm just the thing for you    ...That's right    If you're looking for a change    ...He-he Stop!       Since the change    They hardly recognize me    Girl, I even got a brand new name    I swear! I feel a little lighter    Since I went from Jim to Jane    It takes a while to get used to this    'Cause right now I'm still in pain    I was an unhappy man    Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man    Now I'm a happy wo-man    Since the change       No you di'int. Stop it! What? Y-You go girl! Can't touch this!