George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction
Clinton got a
My girlfriend got sickAnd she needed a few thingsBut she
To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown, it’s Charlie hereA
There’s a monster in the toilet and he wants to
There’s a rumor around that your love’s going downAnd you
Maybe some day I’ll decide to stop thinkingGet a job
Sun comes into my room I jump out a bedGo
Your birthday is comingDon’t worry, I’m awareI’ve been trying to
CHORUSI'm gonna piss on a hornet's nestI'm gonna piss on
Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can getSat
CHORUSIs it wrongTo wantTo be loved by someone as lovely
Snow is falling in the cityPast the windows which cast
CHORUS:Keep your Jesus off my penisKeep your bible off my
Not long ago on one fine day in Flushing, QueensThe
The traveler is tired, the sun will soon setI once
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