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This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny
No one's making joyful sounds
Cranberry sauce ain't staying down

The lineups at the bathroom
Are longer than at the mall
Everybody's meeting Vincent
The Christmas Virus

Vincent the Christmas Virus
He's the one that'll keep you up all night
He's the festive parasite

Vincent the Christmas Virus
Vincent the Christmas Virus is resistant to penicillin
Doesn't notice Aspirin
Don't matter if you're fit and trim

But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol
So get real drunk on Christmas Day
Let's all toast to Vincent!

YAYYY!

Vincent the Christmas Virus
Vincent the Christmas Virus
Vincent the Christmas Virus
Vincent the Christmas Virus
*cough hack wheeze*
This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny    No one's making joyful sounds    Cranberry sauce ain't staying down       The lineups at the bathroom    Are longer than at the mall    Everybody's meeting Vincent    The Christmas Virus       Vincent the Christmas Virus    He's the one that'll keep you up all night    He's the festive parasite       Vincent the Christmas Virus    Vincent the Christmas Virus is resistant to penicillin    Doesn't notice Aspirin    Don't matter if you're fit and trim       But Vincent's not immune to the effects of alcohol    So get real drunk on Christmas Day    Let's all toast to Vincent!       YAYYY!       Vincent the Christmas Virus    Vincent the Christmas Virus    Vincent the Christmas Virus    Vincent the Christmas Virus    *cough hack wheeze*