Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day Lyrics by Arrogant Worms
Album : Christmas Turkey
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Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He puked on the serving tray
The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear
Now everybody's Christmas vacation
Will be filled with a viral infection
Maybe we'll all be better by next year

We felt more than a breeze
When Daddy had to sneeze
It didn't sound a lot like Ah-Choo
Mom was saying grace
When Daddy barfed on her face
So Mom asked God to bless the vomit too

Dad threw up on Christmas Day
He got some chunks on Uncle Ray
Who kept on talking about his pancreas
We'll all remember Christmas Eve
As the last time we were free of disease
And able to digest some solid food

The stuffings came right out of daddy dear
Now everybody's Christmas vacation
Will be filled with a viral infection
Maybe we'll all be better by next year
Dad threw up on Christmas Day   He puked on the serving tray   The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear   Now everybody's Christmas vacation   Will be filled with a viral infection   Maybe we'll all be better by next year      We felt more than a breeze    When Daddy had to sneeze    It didn't sound a lot like Ah-Choo    Mom was saying grace    When Daddy barfed on her face    So Mom asked God to bless the vomit too      Dad threw up on Christmas Day   He got some chunks on Uncle Ray   Who kept on talking about his pancreas   We'll all remember Christmas Eve   As the last time we were free of disease   And able to digest some solid food      The stuffings came right out of daddy dear   Now everybody's Christmas vacation   Will be filled with a viral infection   Maybe we'll all be better by next year