Christmas is here, where did the time go?    Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go    I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse    Getting gift to six billion people is just too much damn work       Got the Christmas blues, man this job is killing me    And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys       I use to be jolly, now I'm depressed    Had a twinkle in my eye, now I've got a bullet proof vest    Cuz if the pace don't kill me, some gun totting yahoo will    They keep shooting at me like I'm some sort of big fat red criminal       Got the Christmas blues, I'm starting to see    That I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies       I've grown to hate kids, especially their mail    Always asking me for stuff, well guess what I don't care, oh      Maybe I'm getting cranky as I get old    Cuz I feel like giving them all a big lump of coal       Got the Christmas blues, man, enough is enough    Next year you can find some other sucker to deliver this stuff    Got the Christmas blues, I tell you I'm gonna quit    And find me a steady job with good benefits