It's Christmas in Ignace    Mommy's got a rock    She'll give it to Daddy       It's Christmas in Ignace    (It's Christmas in Ignace)    It's Christmas in Ignace       Daddy's got a rock    He'll give it to Mommy    It's Christmas in Ignace    (It's Christmas in Ignace)       It's a jolly time    (here in Ignace)    As we decorate the Christmas Rock    It's a happy time       And if the children are good    They'll get toys to play with    Like rocks.    It's Christmas in Ignace       Bob's got a rock    But he's gonna keep it       It's Christmas in Ignace    (It's Christmas in Ignace)    It's Christmas in Ignace       Jill's got a rock    She gives it to Bob    Now he's got two       It's Christmas in Ignace    (It's Christmas in Ignace)    It's a jolly time       As we sit and watch Rocky 1,2,3,4,5    It's a happy time    Except for Malcolm    His tongue is stuck to the sign that says    "Welcome to Ignace"       It's Christmas in Ignace    And all through the houses    Not a creature is stirring    Except for the rats    That live here in Ignace       Under the rocks    That are played with by children    And thrown at Malcolm    Who's still stuck to the sign that says    "Welcome to Ignace"       It's Christmas in Ignace    (It's Christmas in Ignace)   (*spoken* Lulcum uh Ignuth!)