Ooh, I've been terribly unlucky the last couple of weeks
If
Ho ho ho, merry Christmas!
This is what I'd really like
Carol's really beautiful and very good at sums
I'd like to
Come on Cliff, admit you're queer
Are you worried about Jesus
I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front
'Cause
You dumped me, I was upset
In fact it broke my
KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies
LITTLE KUNT:
Last Friday night I was due out on a date
But
I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my belly
But I promised
England! England!
Let's have a wank for England!
England! England!
Let's have a
I'm not wearing any panties
I'm not wearing any cacks
I like
When I'm in a night club I always seek
Tasty looking
When I came home the other day
My Mum couldn't look
I met this girl on Myspace
She was 16 and a
Now if you want to be a proper bloke
Despite what
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