You dumped me, I was upset   In fact it broke my heart   But fortunately I kept a memory   Of you pulling your piss flaps apart      Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend   I think about you when I knock one out   Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend   I think about you with your beaver out      I've got a picture of your flange in my memory bank   And I wheel it out when I want a wank   Your inner labia protruded slightly   But not so much it could be deemed unsightly      I heard you got a new boyfriend   Is he better than me in bed?   Have you told him 'bout the time that I blew off   While you were giving me head?      Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend   I think about you while I have a tug   Ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriend   I remember your rug and it makes me feel smug