KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies   LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old   KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy   LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're bald   KUNT: I like comedy that is really subtle   LITTLE KUNT: I like slapstick and farce   KUNT: You like to have straight sex with a lady   LITTLE KUNT: And you like a finger up your arse   KUNT: (No, I don't)      KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences   But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...      KUNT: That heaven knows   There's nothing that I wouldn't do   LITTLE KUNT: We're like Fred and Rose   BOTH: I'd murder the lodger for you      KUNT: And while you're entertaining a string of Caribbean gentlemen   LITTLE KUNT: You'll be downstairs in the cellar digging out a massive hole   KUNT: And while I'm raping, murdering and burying a hitch hiker   LITTLE KUNT: I'll be upstairs in my neglilee sliding up and down a black man's pole      KUNT: I like to look at a traditional wank mag   LITTLE KUNT: And I like internet grot   KUNT: I like DVD's with girl on girl action   LITTLE KUNT: And I like to see a pop shot   KUNT: You think your cock looks best with a hard-on   LITTLE KUNT: You're happy with yours on the soft   KUNT: You like getting your penis fellated   LITTLE KUNT: While you watch 'em wank yourself off      LITTLE KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences   But when it comes down to it the bottom line is...      BOTH: That heaven knows   There's nothing that I wouldn't do   We're like Fred and Rose   I'd murder the lodger for you   And heaven knows   There's nowhere that I'd rather be   We're like Fred and Rose   You'd murder the lodger for me